Oh, SNAP!

Chorus:

Oh SNAP!  We don’t care. Pro life as long as you pay your share!

Oh SNAP!  We don’t mind. Pro life as long as you’re one of our kind!

Verse 1:

How much did Jesus charge to heal the blind?

Quarter’s end is coming keep profits in line!

That water into wine sure was neat

But what about me? My kids have to eat!

Chorus:

Oh SNAP!  We don’t care. Pro life as long as you pay your share!

Oh SNAP!  We don’t mind. Pro life as long as you’re one of our kind!

Verse 2:

Those loaves of bread are considered an expense

The homeless don’t even have to pay any rent.

Pigeons are free if you’re quick enough

Tastes just like chicken, but a little more tough!

Chorus:

Oh SNAP!  We don’t care. Pro life as long as you pay your share!

Oh SNAP!  We don’t mind. Pro life as long as you’re one of our kind!

Verse 3:

The left points right, the right points left

Don’t forget the children caught in your fight

You all do know if you don’t eat

you die ... right?

Chorus:

Oh SNAP!  We don’t care. Pro life as long as you pay your share!

Oh SNAP!  We don’t mind. Pro life as long as you’re one of our kind!

Verse 4:                    

You need to make a choice, starve or watch your health decline?                 

It’s really not that hard, so quit your cryin’!                               

Yeah, Sure. We’ll open the government back up                                                                             

in Three. Two. One...

Chorus:

Oh SNAP! We don’t care. Pro life as long as you pay your share!

Oh SNAP! We don’t mind. Pro life as long as you’re one of our kind!

Starving kids for political gains

Is that what the good book’s sayin’?

Outro:

Hallelujah, the market’s great!   

Ignore those hungry mouths and empty plates.

Light the candles, cut the cake…   

Are we done making America great?